Family number 3

Edison was the next to be seduced.  He agreed to move in.

Edison

It didn’t take long for Queen to get pregnant and just to hurry things along she made cheesecake.

Sure enough she got twins – boys.  Treize was black and Fjorten was white.

Treize

twins

Edison, meanwhile was looking for a job in the sports career instead of being a gas station attendant.  He wasn’t bringing in much money so nothing extra could be done to the house.

The twins grew to toddlerhood.

Treize

Fjorten

Queen soon became pregnant again.  She looked pretty big:

Huge belly

Unfortunately she ate some leftovers which included some cheesecake – so she got another set of twins – boys again: Kahnz and Sez.  Edison went a bit gaga.

Crazy

Queen had got a nanny in so she could get some sleep.  The nanny was USELESS.  She did nothing but put the kids in and out of the high chair.  She ignored the fact that they were dirty or tired.

High chair

After putting Fjorten into the high chair she took him out again just after she put a bowl down, the stupid tart.  But he ate it on the floor, bizarrely.

Eating phantom food

Treize wasn’t so lucky.

High chair 2

Dirty

Queen woke up and fired her, fed the kids and put them to bed.

Sixteen kids down.  Only two more with Edison, then it’s on to the next guy.  I’m a quarter of the way there.

 

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